Here at Taco Jesus Hot Sauce we love being based in the Sunshine State, but the laid back lifestyle draws some folks to the state who … lets just say aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. These are tales of those people, taco related tales.
Largo Man Calls 911 To Report Taco Bell for Not Selling Him Tacos
This first story comes from right down the road from our corporate office in Largo, FL. Sometimes you get the muchies real bad and only Taco Bell will satisfy that craving.
Here at Taco Jesus Hot Sauces we have a passion for the almighty taco, and while we feel there are very few people that are as passionate about them as we are we may have found a very close second. Continue reading →
Look, we get it. Nobody likes a cold taco, but there is such a thing as taking it too far. In this news report out of Houston, TX (the boyhood home of the founders of Taco Jesus Hot Sauce) we find out that some Houstonians take their taco really seriously, maybe a bit too seriously.
Houston taught us our love of tacos, and all things hot and spicy, but one thing we can promise is that we won’t shoot you if we get a cold taco. Provided of course some lame taco truck server doesn’t make us angry at 2:00 in the morning.
If elected we promise that there will be hot sauce in every pantry and tacos on every dinner table.
With your help we WILL make tacos great again!
VOTE TACO JESUS 2016!
Taco Jesus needs your help and we promise you’ll be happy that you chose Taco Jesus!
To celebrate our inevitable victory we’ll also be offering an awesome 30% discount in our shop now through the end of voting on August 16th when you use the code “IVOTED” at checkout in the Taco Jesus Hot Sauce Shop.
On the 8th day He created tacos and they were good.
On that same day Taco Jesus created this sauce as the perfect complement to the almighty taco. This terrific sauce has set the standard against which all future taco sauces will be measured.
HEAT INDEX: 4/10 which is on par with a traditional Tabasco product.
FLAVOR PROFILE: Fresh Cayenne chiles and spices mix to give you a great tasting, versatile sauce for all things South and North of the Border. The perfect complement to turn any meal into a heavenly delight.
This is an incredible product with a versatility that will allow you to use it on a variety of meals to add an extra touch of flavor whenever it is needed. This go to sauce is sure to be a can’t miss in your household and a hit with your family and guests.
As always the product will be artfully hand crafted with the touches that set Taco Jesus brand sauces apart and will make a terrific gift as well as a terrific addition to your meal.
First run limited editions signed and numbers by Taco Jesus are limited to the first 25 bottles on this product. To reserve a chance for your limited edition bottle today send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or for other information regarding Taco Jesus brand Hot Sauces send to email@example.com.